FUNNY JOKES

Police Quotes

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you
wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write
anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or
I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?"