FUNNY JOKES

Golden Anniversary

A couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. Now, to celebrate their golden anniversary, he took her to the big city to stay in a plush hotel.

But she told the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No window, no air conditioning, no bed...."

"But, ma'am..." interrupted the bellman.

"Don't you 'But, ma'am' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like a couple of fools just because we've never been to the big city and never spent the night in a hotel. I want to see the manager."

"Yes, ma'am," said the bellman, "I'll take you to him as soon as we get out of this elevator!"