FUNNY JOKES

An old farmer had owned a large farm. He had a river in a remote corner of the farm. The farmer had not been to see his dam for a while so one evening he decided to do so.  As he neared the dam he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee, and discovered a beautiful bunch of young ladies. He tactfully made the women aware of his presence and they all swam to the middle of the dam. One of them cried indignantly, "We're not coming out until you leave!"  The old boer replied, "I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out my dam. I only come to feed the crocodile."