FUNNY JOKES

Chasing Trains

A railway stationmaster watched a man run after a train as the train left the station. The man finally turned around and walked back to the station. The stationmaster asked the man, “Did you miss your train?”
With sweat streaming down his face onto his sopping wet clothes, the man looked up from the handkerchief in his face: “No, I just didn’t like the looks of it, so I decided I would chase it away from the train station.”