FUNNY JOKES

9-1-1 Call

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.